impactings:

today my professor told me
every cell in our entire body
is destroyed and replaced
every seven years.

how comforting it is to know
one day i will have a body
you will have never touched.

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the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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I have an idea

officialtribble:

Someone should set up a netflix account for all of tumblr that doesn’t have a credit card. The password could be something simple like “tumblr”. That way we could all watch tv in HD for free and legally

Actually if this gets 10k ill set up the account and pay for it I s2g

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bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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